Portland's biggest disappointment
Overall, AJ's falls short in multiple areas, making it a forgettable experience. Despite some friendly staff, the service is slow, and the food and drinks are unimpressive. Unless you're a die-hard fan of the dancers, there's little reason to visit.
Basic digs with questionable cleanliness
The club's basic decor and poor cleanliness are a turnoff. On the bright side, the location is convenient, and parking isn't a nightmare. However, the cramped capacity and lack of luxury amenities make it feel like a dive.
Friendly staff, but slow service hurts
The staff at AJ's are friendly and respectful, but their slow service can be frustrating. Bar service is decent, but the speed of getting drinks can take a hit. Overall, it's a mixed bag, but the respect you receive from the staff makes up for some of the issues.
Tasteless eats and overpriced drinks
The kitchen at AJ's seems to be phoning it in, with tasteless eats and overpriced drinks. The drink prices are steep, but the quality is lacking. Unless you're desperate for a night out, it's best to stick to the bar or grab food elsewhere.
Great dancers, but VIP treatment is lacking
The dancers at AJ's are talented and engaging, but the VIP treatment is lacking. The interaction with the performers is top-notch, but the professionalism of some of the staff can be hit-or-miss. If you're a fan of the dancers, you'll have a great time, but don't expect much from the VIP experience.
Your take, one tap at a time.
A quick 6-step walkthrough — 4 categories of spiderweb ratings plus a written review at the end. Takes about 2 minutes.
Give Your Take On This Club
Chart your experience, and help the community with your review.
Drag the dots — closer to the edge means a higher score.
How does the venue itself feel?
Atmosphere, location, capacity, privacy — paint a picture of the space so the next person knows what to expect when they walk in.
Drag any handle on the web. Center is 0, edge is 10.
How was the staff and the floor?
Door, bar, cleanliness, safety, respect — your read on the people running the room matters more than almost anything else. Be honest.
Drag any handle on the web. Center is 0, edge is 10.
Did the kitchen and bar deliver?
Quality, value, prices — even if you only had a drink, what you paid and what you got tells the next visitor whether to eat before they come.
Drag any handle on the web. Center is 0, edge is 10.
Rate the talent.
Talent, appearance, dance value, professionalism — performers are why most people come. Your honest read here helps other guests AND the dancers.
Drag any handle on the web. Center is 0, edge is 10.
Anything else worth saying?
Drop a few sentences about your visit — what stood out, who to ask for, what to skip. This is what other guests will read first.
0 of 27 metrics rated.
Your ratings are in.
We've saved your scores and they're already feeding into the community averages. To publish your written review under your name, create a free account or sign in — it takes 30 seconds.