Angels

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Rundown building with no redeeming qualities.

The room itself is a liability. Zero on atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, and privacy means you're walking into a building that feels abandoned, looks cheap, has nowhere to park, and offers no comfort. Don't bother showing up.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Rude, slow, unsafe mess.

Staff doesn't care. Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, and cleanliness all bottom out. You'll be ignored, disrespected, and potentially unsafe. This isn't hospitality—it's negligence.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage you shouldn't eat.

Everything costs too much and tastes like nothing. Food quality, drink quality, bottle pricing, and food pricing are all zeros. The bar is a ripoff and the kitchen produces garbage. Eat before you go, if you go at all.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no professionalism, no reason.

No talent, no style, no effort. Talent quality, appearance, interaction, professionalism, and dance value are all nonexistent. You're paying to watch people who aren't trying. Go anywhere else.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

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Angels scores zero across every dimension—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy, door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness, value, pricing, talent, appearance, interaction, professionalism, and VIP experience. There is nothing here worth your time or money.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.