Augie's

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The private room is practically nonexistent.

The private room at Augie's is laughable - it's just a cramped, noisy space. The location is also pretty rough. You're better off avoiding this place altogether.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Door service is non-existent.

The door service at Augie's is basically non-existent. You'll be lucky to get a glance from a disinterested bouncer. Don't expect any kind of welcoming atmosphere.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Drinks are overpriced and taste awful.

Augie's gets it wrong on every drink order. Prices are highway robbery, and the quality is consistently subpar. You're better off sticking to cheap beer from the corner store.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The dancers are decent, but the talent pool is shallow.

The dancers at Augie's are okay, but the talent pool is pretty shallow. You'll see the same tired routines over and over. If you're looking for something new and exciting, keep looking.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Augie's is a complete letdown.

Augie's falls flat across the board, with no redeeming qualities. It's a waste of time and money. Unless you're desperate, avoid this place.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.