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Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe

North Bellmore, NY 1538 Newbridge Rd 516-783-0003
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Closed Opens 22:00 tomorrow
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $10
Hours
MON Closed
TUE Closed
WED Closed TODAY
THU 22:00 - 04:00
FRI 22:00 - 04:00
SAT 22:00 - 04:00
SUN Closed
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1538 Newbridge Rd
North Bellmore, NY 516-783-0003 billydeans.com
51/100
How this is scored
51/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 51/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 6.0
  • Location 5.0
  • Privacy 5.0
  • Parking 7.0
  • Luxury 2.0
  • Amenities 5.0
  • Capacity 4.0
53/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 53/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 5.0
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 6.0
  • Cleanliness 4.0
  • Value 5.0
39/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 39/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 4.0
  • Bottle prices 3.5
  • Luxury 2.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.0
54/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 54/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 4.3
  • VIP value 5.0
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 51/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 51
  • Service 53
  • Food 39
  • Performers 54
  • Value 49
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74 reviews
80/100 SW score
WeekendMike
regular
Solid spot for a laid-back night Been going to Billy Dean's for a few months now. It's cheap—like, genuinely cheap compared to other places on the Island—and the dancers are friendly even if they're mostly new to the game. The vibe is super casual, neighborhood feel, not pretentious. Only gripe is the bathroom situation, which is weird and honestly gross, but I don't spend much time in there anyway.
50/100 SW score
FirstTimeJen
bachelorette
Budget club, budget experience Came here for a bachelorette thing and it was... fine? The dancers were nice enough and yeah, the prices won't kill you, but the place felt cramped and the owner Billy is always hovering around which killed the mood a bit. The bathroom has no door which should tell you something about the cleanliness standards. Not the worst night but wouldn't go out of my way to return.
60/100 SW score
LongIslandDave
locals
You get what you pay for here It's the cheapest option around, and honestly it shows. Small stage, young inexperienced dancers, place is a little run-down. The cameras in the VIP rooms mean there's basically no extras, so don't come expecting that. If you want bang for your buck and don't mind the lack of polish, it works. Otherwise, drive to a nicer spot.
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