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Blue Moon Cabaret

New Paltz, NY 534 Main St 845-256-9090
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Closed Opens 19:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON Closed
TUE Closed
WED 19:00 - 02:00 TODAY
THU 19:00 - 02:00
FRI 19:00 - 05:00
SAT 19:00 - 05:00
SUN 19:00 - 02:00
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534 Main St
New Paltz, NY 845-256-9090 bluemooncabaretnewpaltz.com
55/100
How this is scored
61/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 61/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 6.0
  • Location 7.0
  • Privacy 7.0
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Amenities 5.0
  • Capacity 4.0
60/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 60/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 5.0
  • Speed 6.0
  • Respect 7.0
  • Safety 7.0
  • Cleanliness 5.0
  • Value 5.0
38/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 38/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 5.0
  • Bottle prices 3.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.0
57/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 57/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 6.0
  • VIP value 5.0
  • Dance value 5.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 55/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 61
  • Service 60
  • Food 38
  • Performers 57
  • Value 48
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104 reviews
80/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Blue lighting is wild, parking is solid Came here for a bachelor party and the neon blue everywhere is definitely a vibe—some guys loved it, some thought it was too much. The parking situation is way better than other clubs I've hit, which is clutch when you're rolling in a group. Dancers are mostly college-age and into it, but fair warning: the bathroom situation is pretty rough. Overall decent spot for a night out.
50/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Good parking, but the prices add up fast I've been a few times and the main stage setup is solid with the poles and aerials. Problem is, once you factor in the cover charge and the unofficial 'double the cost' tipping expectation on private dances, it gets expensive quick. The juice bar only thing is fine, but I wish there was more bang for your buck here. It's convenient off the highway, but I usually drive past these days.
70/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Interesting setup, just know what you're walking into First strip club experience and the blue lighting is definitely distinctive—kind of intense but you get used to it. The club dollars thing for tips is weird at first but makes sense once they explain it. Venue's small and the crowd felt casual, which was nice. Just go in knowing it's a no-alcohol spot and that private dances cost way more than the advertised price once tipping is expected.
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