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Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, AZ 2911 E Van Buren St 602-267-0005
Closed Opens 21:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $30
Hours
MON Closed
TUE Closed
WED 21:00 - 04:00 TODAY
THU 21:00 - 04:00
FRI 21:00 - 05:00
SAT 21:00 - 04:00
SUN 21:00 - 04:00
On tap
WiFi
51/100

Avoid this dump

The Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club feels abandoned, with zero atmosphere and terrible location, so only those with extremely low expectations might tolerate it.

How this is scored
43/100

Total disaster

The room is a mess, with no luxury or amenities, and parking is a nightmare, so be prepared to be disappointed, and consider alternatives.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 43/100

The room

Total disaster

The room is a mess, with no luxury or amenities, and parking is a nightmare, so be prepared to be disappointed, and consider alternatives.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 4.0
  • Location 3.0
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 6.0
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Amenities 5.0
  • Capacity 4.0
51/100

Staff is useless

Door and bar service are slow and unfriendly, with no respect for customers, making for a frustrating experience, so don't expect to be treated well.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 51/100

The hospitality

Staff is useless

Door and bar service are slow and unfriendly, with no respect for customers, making for a frustrating experience, so don't expect to be treated well.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.0
  • Bar service 3.0
  • Speed 3.4
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 5.0
  • Cleanliness 7.0
  • Value 6.0
61/100

Drinks are overpriced

The kitchen serves low-quality food at high prices, and drinks are overpriced, with bad value all around, so eat and drink elsewhere if possible.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 61/100

The kitchen

Drinks are overpriced

The kitchen serves low-quality food at high prices, and drinks are overpriced, with bad value all around, so eat and drink elsewhere if possible.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 8.0
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Cigars & hookah 2.0
  • Value 6.0
51/100

Dancers are unimpressive

The dancers lack talent and style, with unprofessional interaction, making for a boring show, so fans of good performance should look elsewhere.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 51/100

The floor

Dancers are unimpressive

The dancers lack talent and style, with unprofessional interaction, making for a boring show, so fans of good performance should look elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.0
  • Appearance & style 5.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 5.1
  • VIP value 3.4
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 51/100

How scoring works

Avoid this dump

The Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club feels abandoned, with zero atmosphere and terrible location, so only those with extremely low expectations might tolerate it.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 43
  • Service 51
  • Food 61
  • Performers 51
  • Value 62
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What the floor said

998 reviews
80/100 SW score
Good value for what it is Been coming here for years and the new management has cleaned things up quite a bit. The 3-song sets for $46 are fair pricing and the drinks are cheap since it's just juice and soda. Sure, it's dark as hell inside and not fancy, but you get full nudity which most Phoenix clubs can't offer.
50/100 SW score
Pretty bare bones operation Stopped by during a work trip and this place is rough around the edges. The atmosphere is basically nonexistent - just one small stage in a very dark room. Parking lot looked recently redone which was nice, but inside feels like a basement. Drinks are dirt cheap though, I'll give them that.
70/100 SW score
Not what I expected but okay Friend brought me here saying it was unique for Phoenix with the no-alcohol thing. He wasn't wrong - definitely different vibe than other clubs. The famous handshake thing seems overrated now, but the dancers were cool and the structured pricing made it easy to budget.
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