Brad's Brass Flamingo

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No redeeming qualities.

The room's a dingy, cramped space that's a total letdown. Parking's a nightmare, and the 'luxury' vibe is a cruel joke. Don't expect any amenities or decent service to make up for it.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Rude staff, slow service.

The staff's got attitude and seems completely disinterested in their job. Service's slow, and you'll get treated like dirt. Not exactly the kind of experience you want to have at a strip club.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Bargain basement drinks, bland food.

Drinks are overpriced and taste like cheap swill, while the food's bland and uninspired. Don't bother with the bottles or cigars – they're just as bad. You're better off skipping food altogether.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talent's a complete letdown.

The talent's a complete letdown – they're uncoordinated, unenthusiastic, and just plain bad. The appearance style's a mess, and they barely interact with the crowd. Unless you're a die-hard fan of subpar performances, you'll hate it here.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

All-around disaster.

This club's got no redeeming qualities – it's a total wash. Even the most optimistic visitor will leave disappointed. Unless you're a glutton for punishment, avoid it at all costs.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.