Brass Bull

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

A cramped, dingy room with no charm.

The cramped, dingy room with no charm is a major turnoff. The lack of amenities and poor parking situation only adds to the frustration. Unless you're a fan of claustrophobic spaces, there's little to love here.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Expect to be ignored and disrespected.

The service at Brass Bull is abysmal. Expect to be ignored by disinterested staff who seem put off by your presence. Be prepared for long wait times and a general sense of disregard for your needs.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced, mediocre food that's not worth it.

The food at Brass Bull is overpriced and mediocre, at best. The quality is consistently below par, and the prices are outrageous. Unless you're a fan of being ripped off, it's best to stick to the bar.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talentless dancers with zero chemistry.

The talent on the floor at Brass Bull is non-existent. The dancers lack chemistry and seem completely uninterested in their performances. Unless you're a fan of watching people phone it in, there's little to enjoy here.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

A complete waste of time and money.

The combination of poor atmosphere, terrible service, and subpar performers makes this club a complete waste of time and money. Unless you're desperate, there's no reason to set foot here. Be prepared to leave disappointed and out of pocket.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.