Chicken Ranch

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

A cramped, dingy space that's more motel than lounge.

The cramped, dingy space feels more like a motel than a luxurious lounge. While the amenities are scarce, the low capacity makes it feel even more claustrophobic. Unless you enjoy feeling claustrophobic, avoid this spot.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Expect slow, uninterested service.

Expect slow, uninterested service from the staff. The lack of respect and professionalism is palpable. Unless you enjoy feeling ignored, it's best to take your business elsewhere.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Forgettable food and overpriced drinks.

The food is forgettable, and the prices are outrageous. Even the drinks are overpriced. Unless you're a fan of being ripped off, stick to the basics.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talented dancers, but awkward interactions.

The talented dancers are the highlight of the club, but their awkward interactions with customers detract from the experience. If you're looking for a good show, you might enjoy it, but be prepared for some cringe-worthy moments.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Underwhelming experience all around.

The overall score reflects a consistently poor experience. Nothing stood out as exceptional, but several aspects fell short. Even fans of dive bars might be disappointed by the lack of charm.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.