Clancy's

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dated decor, terrible parking experience.

The dated decor and terrible parking experience are major turn-offs. However, the location is decent, and the amenities are average. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, you'll be disappointed.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Door staff are friendly, but service is slow.

Door staff are friendly and welcoming, but the service can be slow. The bar staff is decent, and the respect shown to customers is a plus. However, the safety and cleanliness of the club could be improved.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced mediocre food, decent drinks.

The food at Clancy's is overpriced and mediocre, but the drinks are decent. The bottle prices are a rip-off, but the food quality is passable. If you're looking for a good meal, you're better off elsewhere.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talented dancers, but some performers lack polish.

The talented dancers at Clancy's are a highlight, but some performers lack polish. The appearance style is decent, and the interaction with customers is friendly. However, the professionalism of some performers is lacking, and the VIP value is mediocre.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Underwhelming experience all around.

Clancy's falls short in most areas, making it an underwhelming experience. The property is dated, and the parking situation is a nightmare. Service is friendly but slow, and the food is overpriced and mediocre. Overall, it's a club that fails to impress.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.