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Closed Bikini Bar

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ 144 Broughton Ave (973) 291-2795
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Closed Opens 12:00 today
Bikini Bar 21+
Hours
MON 12:00 - 00:00
TUE 12:00 - 00:00
WED 12:00 - 00:00 TODAY
THU 12:00 - 00:00
FRI 12:00 - 01:00
SAT 12:00 - 01:00
SUN 15:00 - 00:00
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144 Broughton Ave
Bloomfield, NJ (973) 291-2795
38/100
How this is scored
46/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 46/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 7.0
  • Location 6.0
  • Privacy 2.0
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 2.6
25/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 25/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 1.0
  • Bar service 1.0
  • Speed 1.0
  • Respect 8.0
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 1.0
  • Value 5.1
50/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 50/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 8.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 6.8
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
40/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 40/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 8.0
  • Appearance & style 8.0
  • Interaction 1.0
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 4.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 38/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 46
  • Service 25
  • Food 50
  • Performers 40
  • Value 42
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90/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Solid spot for a night out with the crew Clancy's has that laid-back vibe that makes you feel comfortable from the moment you walk in. The bartenders actually know what they're doing, drinks are reasonably priced, and the dancers are genuinely attractive. It's not fancy or huge, but that's kind of the point—everyone's chill and the staff treats you with respect.
60/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Good for what it is, but privacy is rough I've been to Clancy's a handful of times because the atmosphere is cool and the food is actually decent. The girls are talented, no complaints there. My main gripe is the lap dance setup—feels like everyone's watching, and there's not much separation from the main floor. If you're okay with that trade-off, it's worth a visit.
50/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Underwhelming for the hype Expected more from the reviews I read. The place is cramped, the lap dance room feels cramped too with zero privacy, and while the dancers look good, the overall experience felt rushed and impersonal. Safe neighborhood is a plus, but that doesn't make up for the lack of space or any real sense of luxury here.
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