Clermont Lounge

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

A dingy, cramped space that's barely functional.

The room is cramped and dingy, with a weird layout that's hard to navigate. The location isn't great either, but at least the parking is free. Overall, it feels like a neglected afterthought.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Expect to be ignored by the staff.

The staff seems completely disinterested in helping you. The door service is non-existent, and the bar service is slow and unfriendly. Even the speed of service is painfully slow.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The drinks are the only thing that's not terrible.

The drinks are the only thing that's not completely terrible. They're overpriced, but at least they're decent. The food quality is non-existent, and the prices are outrageous.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The dancers are the only thing that's even mediocre.

The dancers are the only thing that's even remotely impressive, but they're not great. The talent quality is mediocre, and the appearance style is unoriginal. Unless you're into that sort of thing, there's no reason to stick around.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

A complete disappointment from start to finish.

This club is a mess from top to bottom. The atmosphere is stale, the staff is unfriendly, and the performers are unimpressive. Unless you're looking for a place to complain about how bad everything is, there's no reason to come here.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.