Club 91

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The building is a dead zone with no redeeming features.

The room has zero atmosphere, zero luxury, zero amenities, and zero appeal. Location is bad, parking is bad, capacity doesn't matter, privacy is nonexistent. This place feels like an abandoned warehouse.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy, zero respect.

Door staff, bar staff, speed, respect, safety, and cleanliness are all nonexistent. The place is filthy, staff is indifferent, and you won't feel welcome. Expect to be ignored and uncomfortable.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Drinks are overpriced garbage, food is inedible.

Drinks are overpriced and taste like nothing. Food quality is terrible, bottles are a ripoff, and there's no cigar or hookah service. Don't eat or drink here.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no professionalism, no reason to stay.

Talent is nonexistent, dancers look unprofessional and disinterested, and there's zero interaction or professionalism. VIP and dance value don't exist. You're paying for nothing.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Club 91 is completely broken across the board.

Club 91 scores zero across every dimension—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, and privacy all fail. There's nothing here worth your time or money. Don't go.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.