Club Amnesia

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

More like a dingy dive than a club.

The location's not great, and the parking situation's a nightmare. The capacity's tiny, and the luxury vibe is a cruel joke. It's like they tried to make a nice place, but it's just a sad, cramped space.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Don't expect to be treated like a human being.

The door service is marginally friendly, but the bar staff is a disaster. They're slow, and they don't care about you. Don't expect any respect or safety, either.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The prices are highway robbery, the quality's a joke.

The drink prices are outrageous, and the quality's abysmal. They're charging top dollar for swill. Don't even get me started on the food – it's a catastrophe.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The talent's decent, but the rest is a mess.

The dancers are okay, but the rest of the experience is a mess. The appearance style's a bit off, and the interaction's lacking. Unless you're into bad professionalism, you'll hate it.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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A complete and utter disaster.

It's a miracle this club still has a roof. The atmosphere is a 5, but the rest of the experience is a catastrophe. Unless you're a glutton for punishment, stay far, far away.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.