Club Fetish

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Cramped, dingy, nowhere you'd want to be.

The room itself is the first problem. Atmosphere, luxury, and amenities are nonexistent. Location and parking are bad. Capacity and privacy don't matter when the space feels cramped and unwelcoming. You walk in and immediately regret it.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Indifferent staff, dirty floors, zero hospitality.

Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness—all zeros. Staff doesn't care, the place is dirty, and you won't feel welcome or safe. Hospitality is dead here. Go somewhere else.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced slop you won't want to eat.

Food quality, drink quality, pricing, bottles, cigars—all bottom tier. Everything is overpriced for what you get, and what you get tastes like it was made yesterday. Don't order anything.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no energy, no reason to stay.

Talent quality, appearance, interaction, professionalism—nonexistent across the board. The dancers have no energy, no skill, and no interest in being there. VIP value and dance value are zero. You're paying for nothing.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Complete dead zone—avoid entirely.

Club Fetish is a 0/100 across every dimension—there's nothing here worth your time or money. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy: all bottomed out. This place is a complete waste.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.