Club Hot Ash

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Windowless box with no redeeming features.

The room itself is a dead zone. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, and privacy all bottom out. You're looking at a cramped, poorly situated, badly maintained space with zero appeal. There's no reason to be here instead of literally anywhere else.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy.

Door staff, bar staff, speed, respect, safety, and cleanliness are all failures. Nobody here cares if you're happy or safe. The place is visibly dirty, service is slow and dismissive, and there's no sense that management gives a damn. Expect to be ignored and uncomfortable.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage you shouldn't eat.

Drinks, bottles, food quality, pricing—all terrible. You'll overpay for garbage and regret every order. Food quality is nonexistent, prices are insulting, and there's no reason to buy anything here. Stick to water if you must stay.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no professionalism, no point.

Zero talent, zero professionalism, zero interaction. The dancers are unmotivated, the floor is dead, and there's no reason to pay for a dance. This is the worst part of a bad club—no energy, no skill, no reason to be here.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Skip it. Everything here scores zero.

Club Hot Ash is a complete washout across every dimension. There's nothing—no atmosphere, no service, no quality, no value. This place fails at the basics: atmosphere is dead, luxury doesn't exist, amenities are nonexistent, and location/parking are problems. Don't waste your time or money here.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.