Club ONYX Houston

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Basic rooms with nothing to brag about.

The rooms are nothing special, with a basic atmosphere and unremarkable location. Parking is a minor hassle, and the lack of luxury amenities is disappointing. Capacity is severely limited, making it hard to get in, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Disappointing service with a few friendly exceptions.

While some staff members are friendly and attentive, the overall service is disappointing. Door service is one of the few highlights, but bar service is slow and unfriendly. Safety and cleanliness are concerns, and the value just isn't there.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Subpar food and drinks at an inflated price.

The food quality is subpar, and the prices are inflated. Drinks are overpriced, and the selection is limited. Bottle service is non-existent, and the cigar and hookah options are a joke.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Some talented dancers, but overall unimpressive.

Some of the performers are talented and engaging, but overall, the quality is unimpressive. Appearance and interaction are highlights, but professionalism is lacking, and the VIP experience is a total rip-off.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

A complete letdown from start to finish.

The club's numerous shortcomings make it a disappointing experience. From the lackluster atmosphere to the unimpressive performers, there's little to redeem this place. Unless you're a die-hard fan of mediocre everything, you're better off avoiding it.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.