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Club Rock-Za

Honolulu, HI 1770 Kapiolani Blvd 808-949-1134
Closed Opens 17:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 17:00 - 02:00
TUE 17:00 - 02:00
WED 17:00 - 02:00 TODAY
THU 17:00 - 02:00
FRI 17:00 - 02:00
SAT 17:00 - 02:00
SUN 17:00 - 02:00
On tap
Private Booths
WiFi
51/100

Complete zero across the board—avoid entirely.

Club Rock-Za is a total wash. Every single metric—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy, door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness, value, pricing, food quality, talent, professionalism—all zeros. There's nothing here worth your time or money.

How this is scored
50/100

Cramped, dingy, nowhere to go, nowhere to park.

The room itself is a dead zone. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, and capacity all bottom out. You're looking at a cramped, poorly-located space with nowhere to park and nowhere to escape. Skip it.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 50/100

The room

Cramped, dingy, nowhere to go, nowhere to park.

The room itself is a dead zone. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, and capacity all bottom out. You're looking at a cramped, poorly-located space with nowhere to park and nowhere to escape. Skip it.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 6.0
  • Location 7.0
  • Privacy 3.0
  • Parking 4.0
  • Luxury 2.1
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 5.0
57/100

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy, you're unsafe.

Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, and cleanliness are all nonexistent. Staff is indifferent, the place is filthy, and you won't feel welcome or protected. This isn't hospitality—it's neglect.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 57/100

The hospitality

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy, you're unsafe.

Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, and cleanliness are all nonexistent. Staff is indifferent, the place is filthy, and you won't feel welcome or protected. This isn't hospitality—it's neglect.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 4.3
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 6.0
  • Cleanliness 7.0
  • Value 6.0
47/100

Overpriced swill, stale food, skip the kitchen entirely.

Food quality, drink quality, bottle pricing, and food pricing are all terrible. Overpriced garbage across the board. Don't order anything here—not drinks, not food, not even water.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 47/100

The kitchen

Overpriced swill, stale food, skip the kitchen entirely.

Food quality, drink quality, bottle pricing, and food pricing are all terrible. Overpriced garbage across the board. Don't order anything here—not drinks, not food, not even water.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 5.1
  • Food prices 5.1
  • Drink prices 7.0
  • Bottle prices 3.4
  • Luxury 2.1
  • Cigars & hookah 1.4
  • Value 6.0
51/100

No talent, no effort, no reason to stay.

Talent quality, appearance, interaction, professionalism, and dance value are all zero. The floor is dead. Nobody here is working, and nobody here cares. You'll leave bored and broke.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 51/100

The floor

No talent, no effort, no reason to stay.

Talent quality, appearance, interaction, professionalism, and dance value are all zero. The floor is dead. Nobody here is working, and nobody here cares. You'll leave bored and broke.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 4.3
  • VIP value 3.0
  • Dance value 5.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 51/100

How scoring works

Complete zero across the board—avoid entirely.

Club Rock-Za is a total wash. Every single metric—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy, door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness, value, pricing, food quality, talent, professionalism—all zeros. There's nothing here worth your time or money.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 50
  • Service 57
  • Food 47
  • Performers 51
  • Value 51
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86 reviews
80/100 SW score
Solid spot for a bachelor party Brought the crew here for my buddy's last night out and it was a good time. Two stages going at once means there's always something to watch, and the cover charge includes a drink so you're not getting nickel-and-dimed before you even sit down. Dancers are super diverse and professional. Only real complaint is finding a parking spot—we circled for like 10 minutes before cramming into a tight spot down the street.
60/100 SW score
It's alright, but the privacy thing is real I come here maybe once a month when I want to unwind. The full nude plus full bar combo is hard to find, and the value on the cover drink is legit. That said, those 'semi-private' booths aren't really private at all—everyone can see what's going on. If discretion matters to you, just know what you're getting into. Also, bottles are pricey if you're planning to stay a while.
50/100 SW score
Not what I expected, parking was a nightmare Went in with high hopes based on the hype, but honestly felt pretty basic. The place isn't trying to be upscale—it's bare-bones—and I get that, but for a first visit I wanted something a bit more polished. Parking lot is tiny and street parking is nonexistent. If you're into no-frills entertainment and don't mind hunting for your car, it's fine, but it wasn't the experience I was hoping for.
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