Club Wax

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Avoid this dump like the plague.

The property itself is a dump, with a terrible atmosphere and a location that's hard to find. The parking's a joke, and the lack of luxury and amenities makes it feel like a dive. Don't expect much.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Complete neglect from door to bar.

The service is abysmal, with complete neglect from the door staff to the bar. They don't care about you, and it shows. Don't bother expecting respect or safety.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Don't even think about eating here.

The food's a total disaster, with prices that are way too high for the quality. The drinks are overpriced and weak, and the food quality's just plain bad. Don't waste your money.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The talent's a joke, no redeeming qualities.

The talent's a joke, with performers who seem completely uninterested in their job. The appearance style's dull, and the interaction with customers is nonexistent. Unless you're into amateur hour, look elsewhere.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

A total disaster from top to bottom.

The overall experience is a mess, with no redeeming qualities. It's a bad idea to go anywhere near this place. Unless you're a glutton for punishment, stay far, far away.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.