Commotions

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dump with no redeeming location or amenities.

The room itself is a disaster. Atmosphere and luxury are nonexistent, amenities are absent, location and parking are poor, capacity feels cramped, and privacy doesn't exist. Nothing about the physical space works. You'll feel worse walking in than you did before.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy.

Every hospitality metric is broken. Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, and cleanliness all score zero. The staff either isn't there or doesn't care. Expect to be ignored, disrespected, or worse. Don't expect to be looked after.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage you shouldn't eat.

Drinks, bottles, food, and prices are all terrible. Quality is nonexistent, prices are high, and nothing tastes good. The kitchen and bar exist only to take your money. Order nothing and leave thirsty.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Zero talent, zero effort, zero appeal.

Talent quality, appearance, interaction, and professionalism are all absent. The dancers aren't there to entertain, they're not skilled, and they won't engage with you. This is the weakest part of an already broken club. Don't come for the floor—there's nothing to see.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Don't waste your time here.

Commotions scores a flat zero across every dimension. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking—all bottom tier. Door service, bar service, cleanliness, safety—all failing. Talent quality, interaction, professionalism—all absent. This isn't a bad club; it's a non-functional one. Skip it entirely.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.