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Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, PA 3225 Advance Ln 215-822-2886
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $15
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
Kitchen
71/100
How this is scored
71/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 71/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 7.0
  • Location 6.0
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 9.0
  • Luxury 8.0
  • Amenities 8.0
  • Capacity 8.0
77/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 77/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 7.0
  • Bar service 8.0
  • Speed 7.0
  • Respect 8.0
  • Safety 8.0
  • Cleanliness 9.0
  • Value 7.0
67/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 67/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 7.0
  • Food prices 8.0
  • Drink prices 6.0
  • Bottle prices 5.0
  • Luxury 8.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 7.0
68/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 68/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 7.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 7.0
  • Professionalism 8.0
  • VIP value 6.0
  • Dance value 7.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 71/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 71
  • Service 77
  • Food 67
  • Performers 68
  • Value 66
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210 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bachelors' Bash We rolled up to Creekside Cabaret for a birthday bash and were blown away by the luxurious atmosphere. The private dance rooms were a huge hit with the guys, and the bar service was top-notch. And did I mention the free wings on Monday? 9/10 for parking, easy to get in and out.
70/100 SW score
Mixed Bag I've been to Creekside a few times, and it's always a mixed bag. The dancers are friendly and interactive, but the music can be a bit too loud at times. That being said, the clean environment and good value for food and drinks are definite perks. Cleanliness is always 9/10, though!
50/100 SW score
Upscale but Expensive I'm not a regular at strip clubs, but I was looking for something a bit more sophisticated than the usual dive bars. Creekside definitely fits the bill, but the prices were a bit steeper than I was expecting. The bar service was friendly, though, and the luxury atmosphere was nice. Safety was also top-notch.
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