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Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, WA 14556 Bothell Way NE 206-362-5851
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $10
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
34/100

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park is a disappointment all around.

The overall experience is a letdown due to subpar service and food. It's a shame, as the location's decent. Unless you're desperate, it's not worth the hassle.

How this is scored
42/100

Room's a dive, but the parking's a breeze.

While the room's ambiance falls flat, the parking situation is surprisingly convenient. Don't expect luxury vibes, though.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 42/100

The room

Room's a dive, but the parking's a breeze.

While the room's ambiance falls flat, the parking situation is surprisingly convenient. Don't expect luxury vibes, though.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 3.4
  • Location 5.1
  • Privacy 4.3
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Amenities 4.3
  • Capacity 2.6
37/100

Lackluster service, but the staff's respectful.

The staff's generally respectful, but the service itself is slow and unimpressive. Door and bar service are particularly lacking.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 37/100

The hospitality

Lackluster service, but the staff's respectful.

The staff's generally respectful, but the service itself is slow and unimpressive. Door and bar service are particularly lacking.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.3
  • Bar service 3.4
  • Speed 3.4
  • Respect 3.5
  • Safety 6.0
  • Cleanliness 2.6
  • Value 2.6
22/100

Terrible food and drinks, don't even think about it.

Avoid the food and drinks at all costs – they're a huge miss. You won't be getting good value for your money.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 22/100

The kitchen

Terrible food and drinks, don't even think about it.

Avoid the food and drinks at all costs – they're a huge miss. You won't be getting good value for your money.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 2.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 2.6
29/100

Some decent dancers, but the talent's hit-or-miss.

Some of the dancers are decent, but the talent quality's inconsistent. If you're lucky, you might catch a good show, but it's not a guarantee.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 29/100

The floor

Some decent dancers, but the talent's hit-or-miss.

Some of the dancers are decent, but the talent quality's inconsistent. If you're lucky, you might catch a good show, but it's not a guarantee.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.3
  • Appearance & style 4.3
  • Interaction 4.3
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 1.7
  • Dance value 2.6
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 34/100

How scoring works

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park is a disappointment all around.

The overall experience is a letdown due to subpar service and food. It's a shame, as the location's decent. Unless you're desperate, it's not worth the hassle.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 42
  • Service 37
  • Food 22
  • Performers 29
  • Value 23
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25 reviews
80/100 SW score
Bachelor Party I took my friends here for a bachelor party and the private rooms and lap dances were a huge hit. The parking lot was huge and right next to the club, which made things super easy. The only real complaint was the dim lighting in the main area - it felt a bit worn down.
60/100 SW score
Mixed Experience I've been here a few times and the dancers are always great, but the bar service can be pretty slow. The drinks aren't that cheap, either, and the overall value feels a bit off. That being said, the parking is super convenient and the private areas are nice.
40/100 SW score
Not Impressed The atmosphere was pretty meh, to be honest - dim red lighting isn't really my thing. The prices for lap dances were way steeper than I expected, and the cleanliness of the club felt a bit lacking. Maybe I just caught them on a bad night, but I won't be back.
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