Desert Flame

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Depressing room with zero atmosphere or amenities.

The room is dead: zero atmosphere, zero luxury, zero amenities. Capacity, privacy, parking all nonexistent or unusable. You'll walk in and immediately regret it. Avoid.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy.

Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness—all missing in action. Staff treats you like you're bothering them. The place is filthy. Don't expect hospitality or professionalism. This is bottom-tier.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage drinks and no food.

Drinks are overpriced and bad. No food quality, no bottle value, no cigar or hookah scene. You'll pay too much for something that tastes like regret. Go thirsty.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no professionalism, no reason to go.

Zero talent quality, zero appearance, zero interaction, zero professionalism. The dancers are unmotivated and disengaged. VIP and dance value are nonexistent. There's no reason to book a private or spend money here.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Desert Flame is a complete washout.

Every single metric at Desert Flame bottoms out. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking—all zeros. This isn't a club, it's a cautionary tale. Skip it entirely and go literally anywhere else.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.