Diamond Cabaret

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Grim room with no redeeming location or amenities.

The room itself is a dud. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, and privacy all bottom out. You're not walking into a strip club; you're walking into a depressing box with no character, no comfort, and no reason to be there. Expect nothing.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy, zero respect.

The hospitality is nonexistent. Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, and cleanliness all score zero. Staff either isn't there or doesn't care. The place is filthy. You'll feel disrespected from the moment you walk in. Don't expect a welcome.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage drinks and food nobody should touch.

The kitchen and bar are disasters. Food quality, drink prices, bottle prices, and value all fail. Everything is overpriced slop. The drinks taste like punishment. Skip the food entirely and bring your own water. You're not eating here.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no professionalism, no reason to stay.

The talent is invisible. Talent quality, appearance, interaction, professionalism, and VIP/dance value all flatline. There's no reason to watch. No one here cares about the job, and it shows. You'll leave bored and broke.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Skip it—everything here scores zero.

Diamond Cabaret is a complete washout. Every single metric—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy, door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness, value, drink prices, bottle prices, food quality, talent, interaction, professionalism—sits at zero. This isn't a bad club; it's a non-functioning one. Don't go.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.