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Closed Bikini Bar

Florian & Bob's Dollhouse

Irvington, NJ 554 Lyons Ave 973-372-9581
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Closed Opens 21:00 today
Bikini Bar 21+
Hours
MON 21:00 - 02:00
TUE 21:00 - 02:00
WED 21:00 - 02:00 TODAY
THU 21:00 - 02:00
FRI 21:00 - 02:00
SAT 21:00 - 02:00
SUN Closed
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Kitchen
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554 Lyons Ave
Irvington, NJ 973-372-9581 aslowscrew.com
45/100
How this is scored
43/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 43/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.0
  • Location 5.0
  • Privacy 2.0
  • Parking 6.0
  • Luxury 2.0
  • Amenities 5.0
  • Capacity 5.0
52/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 52/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 5.0
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 5.0
  • Safety 6.0
  • Cleanliness 4.0
  • Value 6.0
42/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 42/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 2.1
  • Food prices 3.5
  • Drink prices 7.0
  • Bottle prices 3.5
  • Luxury 2.0
  • Cigars & hookah 4.0
  • Value 6.0
41/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 41/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.0
  • Appearance & style 5.0
  • Interaction 5.0
  • Professionalism 3.4
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 45/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 43
  • Service 52
  • Food 42
  • Performers 41
  • Value 47
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42 reviews
90/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Good times with the boys We went to Florian & Bob's Dollhouse for a bachelor party and had a blast. The drinks were cheap ($3-8) and the dancers were entertaining. We even made some new friends at the bar. The only drawback was the inconsistent dancer roster, but that's to be expected at a casual spot like this.
60/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Decent spot, but hit or miss I've been going to Florian & Bob's Dollhouse for years, and it's always a mixed bag. Sometimes the dancers are great, but other times they're just going through the motions. The value is still good, with cheap drinks and affordable dances, but I've seen better days.
50/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Not impressed I stopped by Florian & Bob's Dollhouse for the first time and was underwhelmed. The atmosphere was lacking, and the dancers seemed disinterested. The only reason I'm giving it two and a half stars is because the drinks were cheap, but that's about it.
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