Hawaii by Night

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Underwhelming experience in every way.

The property is a major letdown, with a cramped, dingy space that feels like a dive bar. The location is also terrible, with no parking and a sketchy atmosphere. Even the 'amenities' are a joke, with zero luxury and a tiny capacity. If you're looking for a high-end experience, keep looking.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No one cares.

The service at this club is abysmal, with slow, unfriendly staff who seem completely uninterested in helping you. The door service is non-existent, and the bar service is slow and unfriendly. The only thing that's 'respectful' is the complete lack of respect you'll get from the staff.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Don't bother ordering food.

The food at this club is a joke, with low-quality dishes that are overpriced. The drink prices are also outrageous, with tiny pours and high prices. Don't bother ordering food, it's not worth it. If you do order, be prepared for a long wait and a subpar meal.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The talent is completely unimpressive.

The performers at this club are completely unimpressive, with low-energy acts and zero charisma. The talent quality is nonexistent, and the appearance style is straight out of a bad 90s timeshare commercial. If you're looking for a high-energy performance, keep looking.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Avoid like the plague.

This club is a complete disaster, from the moment you walk in. The property is a dingy, cramped space with terrible parking and zero luxury. The service is non-existent, with slow, unfriendly staff who seem completely uninterested in helping you. Overall, it's a forgettable experience that you'll want to forget.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.