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Honey's

Las Vegas, NV 3750 S Valley View Blvd
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
37/100

A mixed bag with more lows than highs.

Honey's is a club with more downsides than upsides. The property and performers scores are the only redeeming qualities, but they're overshadowed by subpar service and food. Overall, it's a forgettable experience.

How this is scored
40/100

Underwhelming experience with a cramped room.

The cramped room and lack of amenities make it feel like a dive bar. The location is decent, but the parking situation is a hassle. Don't expect luxury vibes here.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 40/100

The room

Underwhelming experience with a cramped room.

The cramped room and lack of amenities make it feel like a dive bar. The location is decent, but the parking situation is a hassle. Don't expect luxury vibes here.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 4.3
  • Location 3.4
  • Privacy 5.1
  • Parking 4.3
  • Luxury 4.3
  • Amenities 2.6
  • Capacity 1.0
35/100

Friendly staff can't save the subpar service.

The friendly staff try their best, but the door service is slow and the bar can be unfriendly. The value is also a major letdown. You'll get what you pay for, but it's not worth it.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 35/100

The hospitality

Friendly staff can't save the subpar service.

The friendly staff try their best, but the door service is slow and the bar can be unfriendly. The value is also a major letdown. You'll get what you pay for, but it's not worth it.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 3.4
  • Bar service 4.3
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 5.1
  • Safety 4.3
  • Cleanliness 1.0
  • Value 2.6
26/100

Avoid the overpriced, low-quality food and drinks.

The food quality is abysmal, and the prices are outrageous. The drink selection is limited, and the bottles are overpriced. Stick to the performers and skip the food and drinks.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 26/100

The kitchen

Avoid the overpriced, low-quality food and drinks.

The food quality is abysmal, and the prices are outrageous. The drink selection is limited, and the bottles are overpriced. Stick to the performers and skip the food and drinks.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 1.7
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 4.3
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 2.6
40/100

Top-notch dancers, but not worth the price tag.

The dancers are top-notch, with great appearance and interaction. However, the professionalism is lacking, and the VIP/dance value is not worth the price. If you're a fan of strippers, you'll love it, but be prepared for a pricey experience.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 40/100

The floor

Top-notch dancers, but not worth the price tag.

The dancers are top-notch, with great appearance and interaction. However, the professionalism is lacking, and the VIP/dance value is not worth the price. If you're a fan of strippers, you'll love it, but be prepared for a pricey experience.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 4.3
  • Dance value 3.4
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 37/100

How scoring works

A mixed bag with more lows than highs.

Honey's is a club with more downsides than upsides. The property and performers scores are the only redeeming qualities, but they're overshadowed by subpar service and food. Overall, it's a forgettable experience.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 40
  • Service 35
  • Food 26
  • Performers 40
  • Value 31
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9 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bachelor Party Success I took my buddies to Honey's for a bachelor party and we had a great time. The dancers were attractive and diverse, and we loved the full bar with affordable drinks (2/10 wasn't accurate for us!). The private dances for $20 were a highlight of the night. Definitely recommend for a fun night out with friends.
60/100 SW score
Average Experience I'm a local and I've been to Honey's a few times, but it's not my go-to spot. The dancers are okay, but the luxury and amenities are definitely lacking (4/10 and 3/10, respectively). The private dances for $20 are a good value, but the overall experience feels a bit overpriced. Maybe it's just me, but I expect more for the price.
50/100 SW score
Disappointing First Visit I visited Honey's on a whim and was underwhelmed. The club feels a bit outdated, and the door service was slow (4/10). The dancers were fine, but the private dances for $20 felt pricey considering the overall value (4/10). Maybe I just caught them on a bad night, but I won't be back.
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