Jiggles

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Nowhere you want to be.

The room itself is a dud. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, and privacy all bottom out. You're walking into a space that feels neglected and unwelcoming from the moment you enter.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, and it shows.

Door staff, bar staff, speed, respect, safety, and cleanliness are all nonexistent. The people working here seem checked out, and the place feels unsafe and dirty. Don't expect anyone to care whether you're happy.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Don't bother ordering anything.

Food quality, drink quality, pricing—none of it works. Whether it's the kitchen or the bar, nothing tastes good and nothing's worth the money. Stick to water.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Not worth your time or money.

Talent, appearance, interaction, professionalism—all absent. The dancers aren't engaging, the floor feels dead, and VIP experiences are a waste of cash. You'll get more entertainment from a parking lot.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Skip it entirely.

Jiggles is a complete washout across every dimension. Atmosphere is dead, location is bad, parking sucks, and nothing about the place feels worth a visit. This is the kind of club you go to by accident and leave immediately.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.