King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Bare-bones venue with no atmosphere or amenities.

The room itself is a dead zone. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, privacy, and capacity all register zero. You're walking into a space with zero appeal, zero comfort, and zero reason to stay. Expect a bare, unwelcoming box with no redeeming physical qualities.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff indifferent, unsafe, and disrespectful to customers.

Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, and cleanliness all fail completely. Staff either isn't there or actively makes the experience worse. You won't be greeted, helped, or treated well—and the place feels unsafe and filthy. Don't expect hospitality of any kind.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage drinks and no food quality.

Drinks are overpriced and taste like they came from the bottom shelf. Food quality is nonexistent, bottles are a ripoff, and there's no cigar or hookah program to speak of. You're paying premium prices for bottom-shelf garbage. Skip the bar entirely.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talent is nonexistent, unprofessional, and disengaged.

Talent quality, appearance/style, interaction, professionalism, VIP value, and dance value are all zero. The dancers aren't skilled, don't care, and won't engage. This is the opposite of entertainment—it's a waste of your money and time. Go anywhere else.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Complete bottom-tier club across every dimension.

King of Diamonds scores 0 across all five core dimensions. Every single sub-metric—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy, door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness, value, drink pricing, bottle pricing, food pricing, food quality, cigar/hookah, talent quality, appearance/style, interaction, professionalism, VIP value, and dance value—sits at zero. This isn't a mixed bag; it's a complete failure on every front.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.