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Closed Strip Club

Las Vegas Strip Club

Las Vegas, NV 3500 W Naples Dr 702-982-6777
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
49/100

Disappointing experience across the board.

The overall experience is marred by poor service and subpar food. The club's high property score is offset by its low performer scores. Unless you're in the area and want to see a show, there are better options.

How this is scored
56/100

Nice location, but parking is a nightmare.

The club's location is a major plus, but the lack of decent parking options is a significant drawback. The atmosphere and luxury vibes are pleasant, but the capacity is a bit cramped. It's a good spot for a date night or special occasion.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 56/100

The room

Nice location, but parking is a nightmare.

The club's location is a major plus, but the lack of decent parking options is a significant drawback. The atmosphere and luxury vibes are pleasant, but the capacity is a bit cramped. It's a good spot for a date night or special occasion.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 6.8
  • Privacy 5.1
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 5.1
  • Amenities 4.3
  • Capacity 6.0
54/100

Mixed bag - door service is great, bar service is slow.

The door service is top-notch, but the bar service is slow and unattentive. The respect and safety scores are decent, but the professionalism is lacking. If you're looking for a great experience, stick to the VIP area or avoid the bar.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 54/100

The hospitality

Mixed bag - door service is great, bar service is slow.

The door service is top-notch, but the bar service is slow and unattentive. The respect and safety scores are decent, but the professionalism is lacking. If you're looking for a great experience, stick to the VIP area or avoid the bar.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 4.2
  • Speed 5.1
  • Respect 5.6
  • Safety 4.9
  • Cleanliness 6.8
  • Value 5.1
50/100

Overpriced drinks, decent food quality, but nothing special.

The food quality is decent, but the prices are steep. The drink prices are also overpriced, but the bottle service is a bit more reasonable. If you're a foodie, you might enjoy the options, but it's not worth the splurge.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 50/100

The kitchen

Overpriced drinks, decent food quality, but nothing special.

The food quality is decent, but the prices are steep. The drink prices are also overpriced, but the bottle service is a bit more reasonable. If you're a foodie, you might enjoy the options, but it's not worth the splurge.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 6.0
  • Food prices 5.1
  • Drink prices 4.3
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 5.1
  • Cigars & hookah 3.5
  • Value 5.1
38/100

Talented dancers, but unimpressive VIP value.

The dancers are talented and engaging, but the VIP value is lacking. The appearance style and interaction scores are decent, but the professionalism is a major letdown. If you're looking for a great show, you'll enjoy the performers, but be prepared for a rough experience otherwise.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 38/100

The floor

Talented dancers, but unimpressive VIP value.

The dancers are talented and engaging, but the VIP value is lacking. The appearance style and interaction scores are decent, but the professionalism is a major letdown. If you're looking for a great show, you'll enjoy the performers, but be prepared for a rough experience otherwise.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 5.1
  • Interaction 4.2
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 4.2
  • Dance value 4.3
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 49/100

How scoring works

Disappointing experience across the board.

The overall experience is marred by poor service and subpar food. The club's high property score is offset by its low performer scores. Unless you're in the area and want to see a show, there are better options.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 56
  • Service 54
  • Food 50
  • Performers 38
  • Value 47
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5 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bachelors' Paradise We rolled in for our buddy's birthday and were blown away by the multiple stages and bottle service. The dancers were fire and the drinks were cold – what more could you ask for? The respect from the staff was top-notch too.
70/100 SW score
A Decent Night Out I've been to Crazy Horse a few times and it's always hit-or-miss. The location is super convenient, but the cleanliness could be better. The food prices are okay, but the drinks are a bit steep. Still, the dancers are always a highlight.
50/100 SW score
Not Living Up I was expecting more from this place, especially considering the prices. The private rooms were nice, but the atmosphere on the main stage was a bit lacking. The staff seemed overwhelmed and the respect was lacking at times. Definitely not my fave in Vegas.
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