Lotus Gentlemen's Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dump with no amenities

The location and parking are awful, with no luxury or amenities to speak of, making it a miserable experience. The capacity is also poorly managed. So, expect a cramped and uncomfortable space.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff is completely absent

The door and bar service are non-existent, with zero respect or safety, making it a hostile environment. The cleanliness is also a major concern. So, don't expect any hospitality or care for your well-being.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No edible options

The food quality is zero, with outrageous prices and no drink options worth considering. The cigar and hookah options are also absent. So, don't come hungry or thirsty, as you'll be disappointed.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talent is non-existent

The talent quality is zero, with unappealing styles and no interaction or professionalism. The VIP and dance value are also non-existent. So, if you're looking for a decent show, look elsewhere, as this place can't deliver.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Total disaster

Everything is terrible, from atmosphere to value, so avoid it. It feels abandoned and neglected, with no redeeming qualities. Only those with extremely low standards might tolerate it.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.