Love Cabaret (formerly TDs East)

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dead venue with no atmosphere, location, or basic amenities.

The room itself is a dead zone. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy—all nonexistent. You're walking into an empty shell with nothing that makes a club feel like a club.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care; expect slow, disrespectful, unsafe treatment.

The staff is checked out. Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness—nothing. Expect to be ignored, served slowly, and treated like you don't matter. The vibe is actively hostile.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage drinks and food—don't order anything.

Everything is overpriced and bad. Drinks, bottles, food quality, prices—all bottom-tier. You'll pay too much for something that tastes like it was made in 1995. Skip the kitchen entirely.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no professionalism, no reason to be here.

Zero talent, zero professionalism, zero appeal. The dancers have no stage presence, no interaction skills, no reason to be working. This isn't a strip club—it's a graveyard with a stage.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Zero out of hundred—skip this place entirely.

Love Cabaret is a complete wash. Every single metric—atmosphere, service, talent, value, amenities—flatlines at zero. There's nothing here worth your time or money. Don't bother.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.