Lust

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Not exactly the most upscale digs.

The rooms at Lust are pretty unimpressive. The location is convenient, but the parking situation is a nightmare. The 'luxury' vibe is nonexistent. Overall, it feels like a dive bar that's trying to be something it's not. So what? If you're looking for a cheap, no-frills spot, you might tolerate this.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The staff is completely uninterested.

The staff at Lust seems completely disinterested in providing any kind of decent service. The door staff is unfriendly, the bartenders are slow, and the servers are nonexistent. It's like they're all just phoning it in. So what? If you're looking for a club with attentive staff, look elsewhere.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The food is a sad afterthought.

The food at Lust is an afterthought. The quality is subpar, and the prices are outrageous. The drink selection is similarly unimpressive. It's like they're trying to nickel-and-dime you to death. So what? If you're looking for a club with decent grub, keep looking.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The dancers are a letdown.

The dancers at Lust are a letdown. They're not particularly talented, and the shows are lackluster. The VIP experience is similarly unimpressive. It feels like you're not getting your money's worth. So what? If you're looking for a club with talented performers, you'll be disappointed here.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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A total bust from top to bottom.

Lust in Baltimore is a complete disaster. Nothing about the club stands out as even mediocre. From the shabby rooms to the subpar service, this club is a total waste of time. So what? Don't waste your money or time on this dump.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.