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Madame Oar's

Binghamton, NY 584 Court St 607-775-3300
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Closed Opens 19:00 tomorrow
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON Closed
TUE Closed
WED Closed TODAY
THU 19:00 - 01:00
FRI 19:00 - 03:00
SAT 19:00 - 03:00
SUN Closed
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584 Court St
Binghamton, NY 607-775-3300 madameoarsandtzers.com
55/100
How this is scored
55/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 55/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 6.0
  • Location 5.0
  • Privacy 5.0
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 2.8
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 6.0
57/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 57/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 7.0
  • Speed 5.1
  • Respect 5.0
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 6.0
  • Value 6.0
56/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 56/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 6.0
  • Food prices 5.1
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 4.9
  • Luxury 2.8
  • Cigars & hookah 4.3
  • Value 6.0
49/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 49/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 5.0
  • Professionalism 3.4
  • VIP value 4.0
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 55/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 55
  • Service 57
  • Food 56
  • Performers 49
  • Value 57
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79 reviews
80/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Bachelor Party Fun We went to Madame Oar's for a bachelor party and had a blast. The cheap drinks ($4-6 beers) were a huge plus and kept the party going all night. The dancers were hit or miss, but our group had a good time, and we even scored a VIP room.
70/100 SW score
LocalLiz
locals night
Mixed Bag I've been to Madame Oar's a few times, and it's always a mixed bag. The parking is super convenient (8/10), but the dancer quality is really inconsistent. Sometimes I get a great show, and other times it feels like I'm watching amateur hour.
40/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Not Impressed I stopped by Madame Oar's on a whim and was really disappointed. The VIP room felt like a joke, and the dancers seemed more interested in chatting with friends than entertaining the customers. The cheap drinks were about the only highlight.
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