Norma Jeans

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dingy room with no parking, no privacy, no vibe.

Atmosphere, luxury, and amenities are nonexistent; location and parking are problematic; capacity and privacy offer nothing. The room itself is a turnoff before anything else happens. Expect a depressing, cramped, exposed experience.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy, zero respect.

Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, and cleanliness all fail. Staff acts like they don't want you there, and the place looks like it hasn't been cleaned in weeks. You'll feel unwelcome and unsafe.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage drinks and kitchen you'd avoid.

Drinks are overpriced, weak, and poorly made; bottles are a ripoff; food quality is low and prices don't justify it. Cigars and hookah aren't worth mentioning. Grab a beer elsewhere and skip the food entirely.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no professionalism, no reason to stay.

Talent quality, appearance, interaction, and professionalism are all absent. Dancers show zero energy or engagement; VIP value and dance value don't exist. You're paying to watch people who clearly don't want to be there.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Norma Jeans is a complete wash across the board.

Norma Jeans fails on every dimension—property, service, food, and performers all bottom out. Nothing works here: the space is unwelcoming, staff indifferent, drinks overpriced and weak, and dancers unmotivated. Skip it entirely.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.