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Closed Bikini Bar

November Bar N' Grill

Tucson, AZ 4001 N. Romero Road (520) 982-0903
Closed Opens 17:30 today
Bikini Bar 21+ Cover $10
Hours
MON Closed
TUE 17:30 - 02:00
WED 17:30 - 02:00 TODAY
THU 17:30 - 02:00
FRI 17:30 - 02:00
SAT 17:30 - 02:00
SUN Closed
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VIP Rooms
WiFi
43/100

November Bar N' Grill is completely broken.

Every single metric bottomed out here. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking—all zeros. This isn't a strip club, it's a cautionary tale. Don't waste your time or money.

How this is scored
39/100

Dead space with no appeal or comfort.

The room itself fails on every front: atmosphere is nonexistent, no luxury touches, amenities are absent, location is bad, parking is bad, capacity doesn't matter when nobody wants to be there, and privacy is zero. You're sitting in a void.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 39/100

The room

Dead space with no appeal or comfort.

The room itself fails on every front: atmosphere is nonexistent, no luxury touches, amenities are absent, location is bad, parking is bad, capacity doesn't matter when nobody wants to be there, and privacy is zero. You're sitting in a void.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 4.0
  • Location 2.6
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 3.0
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 3.0
48/100

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy.

Door service is nonexistent, bar staff is indifferent, drinks come slow, staff shows no respect, safety is questionable, and the place is visibly dirty. This isn't hospitality—it's neglect. Avoid.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 48/100

The hospitality

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy.

Door service is nonexistent, bar staff is indifferent, drinks come slow, staff shows no respect, safety is questionable, and the place is visibly dirty. This isn't hospitality—it's neglect. Avoid.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 7.0
  • Bar service 6.0
  • Speed 2.6
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 3.4
  • Cleanliness 2.8
  • Value 6.0
46/100

Overpriced swill you shouldn't eat or drink.

Drinks are overpriced garbage, bottles are a ripoff, food quality is terrible, and food prices are absurd. Cigar and hookah options don't exist. Go elsewhere to eat or drink.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 46/100

The kitchen

Overpriced swill you shouldn't eat or drink.

Drinks are overpriced garbage, bottles are a ripoff, food quality is terrible, and food prices are absurd. Cigar and hookah options don't exist. Go elsewhere to eat or drink.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 6.0
  • Bottle prices 4.2
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Cigars & hookah 1.7
  • Value 6.0
37/100

No talent, no professionalism, no reason to stay.

Zero talent quality, no appearance standards, no real interaction, zero professionalism, and no VIP or dance value. The floor is empty or filled with people who shouldn't be there. Not worth a single dollar.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 37/100

The floor

No talent, no professionalism, no reason to stay.

Zero talent quality, no appearance standards, no real interaction, zero professionalism, and no VIP or dance value. The floor is empty or filled with people who shouldn't be there. Not worth a single dollar.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 3.0
  • Appearance & style 3.0
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 2.8
  • VIP value 4.0
  • Dance value 4.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 43/100

How scoring works

November Bar N' Grill is completely broken.

Every single metric bottomed out here. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking—all zeros. This isn't a strip club, it's a cautionary tale. Don't waste your time or money.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 39
  • Service 48
  • Food 46
  • Performers 37
  • Value 50
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19 reviews
70/100 SW score
Solid neighborhood spot Been coming here for a couple years and it's exactly what you'd expect - a dive bar that happens to have dancers. Bing behind the bar knows his regulars and the no cover charge keeps it accessible. Sure, it's not fancy but that's kind of the point.
50/100 SW score
Very basic setup Stopped by on a work trip and this place is pretty bare bones. Only had two dancers working and the whole venue feels cramped. Parking lot is just dirt which should tell you the vibe. Drinks were reasonably priced but don't expect much atmosphere.
40/100 SW score
Not what I expected First time at any club and this felt more like someone's garage bar than what I had in mind. The VIP setup seemed sketchy and overall cleanliness was questionable. Maybe it works for locals but felt pretty run down to me.
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