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Closed Bikini Bar

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, NJ 159 NJ-31 (732) 201-5000
Closed Opens 16:00 today
Bikini Bar 21+ Cover $20
Hours
MON 16:00 - 02:00
TUE 16:00 - 02:00
WED 16:00 - 02:00 TODAY
THU 16:00 - 02:00
FRI 16:00 - 02:00
SAT 16:00 - 02:00
SUN 16:00 - 02:00
On tap
Kitchen
52/100
How this is scored
53/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 53/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.0
  • Location 7.0
  • Privacy 4.0
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 5.0
52/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 52/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.3
  • Bar service 5.0
  • Speed 4.0
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 7.0
  • Cleanliness 4.0
  • Value 6.0
52/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 52/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 2.6
  • Food prices 6.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 6.0
49/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 49/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.0
  • Appearance & style 5.0
  • Interaction 5.0
  • Professionalism 4.3
  • VIP value 4.3
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 52/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 53
  • Service 52
  • Food 52
  • Performers 49
  • Value 61
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82 reviews
80/100 SW score
Solid spot for a laid-back night Went on a Saturday with buddies and had a good time. The girls actually know how to work the poles—there's some real skill there. Beers are dirt cheap compared to everywhere else, and parking is never a hassle. Place feels like a dive bar, which is kind of the point I guess.
50/100 SW score
Inconsistent and a bit grimy I've been here maybe 5 times and it's a total crapshoot. One night the stage is packed with solid dancers, the next it's dead. The 'semi-private' lap dance areas are basically just curtains—zero actual privacy. For the price, I get it, but the place could use a real cleaning.
70/100 SW score
Not what I expected, but not terrible Drove out thinking it'd be fancier. It's basically a residential building converted into a bikini bar with cheap drinks and pool tables. The pole dancers are genuinely talented, which surprised me. Don't expect luxury—come for the value and the novelty of the location.
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