Peppermint Hippo Little Rock

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dump. Bad location, no parking, no vibe.

The room is a disaster. Location sucks, parking is nonexistent, atmosphere is dead, luxury is gone, amenities are missing, capacity is wrong, privacy is zero. It's a dump. You'll struggle to find it, struggle to park, and hate being there once you do.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Hostile, slow, dirty, unsafe. Don't go.

Door staff are unwelcoming, bartenders are slow and rude, safety is a joke, cleanliness is disgusting, respect is nonexistent. Every interaction feels hostile. You'll leave feeling worse than when you walked in. Avoid completely.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage. Drinks suck too.

Drinks are bad and expensive. Food is worse and costs too much. Bottles, cigars, hookah—none of it is worth touching. You're paying premium prices for bottom-shelf garbage. Eat and drink elsewhere.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no effort, no respect.

Zero talent, zero professionalism, zero interaction. The dancers don't care, look bad, and won't engage. VIP and lap dance value are nonexistent. You're paying to sit in a room with people who don't want to be there. Total waste.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Skip it. Nothing works here.

This club is a complete zero across the board. Every single metric tanked—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy. The hospitality is nonexistent: door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness all failed. Food and drinks are overpriced and bad. The dancers have no talent, appearance, interaction, or professionalism. There's nothing here worth your time or money.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.