Peppermint Hippo New Orleans

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dead venue with nothing going for it.

The room itself is a dead zone. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, and privacy all score zero. You're walking into a place with nothing redeeming about the space itself—no vibe, no comfort, nowhere to sit, nowhere to hide. Hard pass.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy.

Door staff, bartenders, and floor staff are all checked out. Respect, safety, and cleanliness are nonexistent. Speed doesn't matter when nobody cares. Expect to be ignored, disrespected, and surrounded by filth. This is the opposite of hospitality.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage you shouldn't eat.

Every food and drink metric is a flat zero—quality, pricing, bottles, everything. The kitchen and bar are either nonexistent or so bad they might as well be. Overpriced swill and inedible food. Stick to beer if you must drink.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no energy, no reason to stay.

Talent quality, appearance, interaction, and professionalism are all zeros. The women on stage have zero energy, zero appeal, and zero interest in the room. You're paying to watch people who don't want to be there. Don't bother.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Skip it entirely.

Peppermint Hippo New Orleans is a complete washout across every dimension. Every metric—atmosphere, service, talent, value—bottoms out at zero. This isn't a bad night; it's a bad venue that shouldn't be on your list.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.