Pin Ups

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dingy room in a forgettable location.

The room itself is a dead zone. Zero atmosphere, zero luxury feel, zero amenities worth mentioning. Location and parking are non-starters. You'll feel worse leaving than when you arrived.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy.

Door staff, bar staff, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness—all missing in action. The place feels unsafe and looks like it hasn't been cleaned in months. Staff treats you like you're bothering them.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage you won't want to eat.

Drinks are overpriced swill, food is inedible, bottles are a ripoff. There's no cigar or hookah program to save it. You'll pay premium prices for bottom-shelf quality. Eat before you come.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no professionalism, no reason to stay.

Zero talent, zero appearance standards, zero interaction, zero professionalism. The talent quality is nonexistent and the women look like they don't want to be there. This is the bottom rung of the industry.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Complete washout across every dimension.

Every category bottomed out. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking—all zeros. This isn't a bad strip club; it's barely a club. Don't waste your time or money here.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.