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Closed Bikini Bar

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, NJ 426 Van Houten Ave 973-779-7455
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Closed Opens 12:00 today
Bikini Bar 21+
Hours
MON 12:00 - 03:00
TUE 12:00 - 03:00
WED 12:00 - 03:00 TODAY
THU 12:00 - 03:00
FRI 12:00 - 03:00
SAT 17:00 - 03:00
SUN 17:00 - 03:00
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426 Van Houten Ave
Passaic, NJ 973-779-7455 instagram.com/platinumdollzpassaicnj
59/100
How this is scored
58/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 58/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 7.0
  • Location 6.0
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 5.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 3.0
67/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 67/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 7.0
  • Speed 6.0
  • Respect 7.0
  • Safety 7.0
  • Cleanliness 8.0
  • Value 6.0
53/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 53/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 5.1
  • Food prices 6.0
  • Drink prices 7.0
  • Bottle prices 5.1
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Cigars & hookah 2.0
  • Value 6.0
57/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 57/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 5.1
  • VIP value 5.0
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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SW SCORE · 59/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 58
  • Service 67
  • Food 53
  • Performers 57
  • Value 59
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What the floor said

105 reviews
80/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Solid spot if you can find parking Came here with some buddies on a Saturday and had a good time. Place is clean inside, way nicer than the outside makes it look, and drinks are cheap. The girls are solid—good mix and everyone's friendly. Only real issue is parking; we circled for like 15 minutes before someone told us about the car wash across the street. Once you know the trick it's fine.
70/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Good value, cramped when busy I've been a few times now and it's a decent neighborhood spot. Twenty bucks a song is fair, bartenders actually know your name, and the place is spotless. But man, it gets packed tight when there's a crowd—you're basically shoulder-to-shoulder. The talent's consistent, mostly Latina dancers who know what they're doing. It's not fancy, but it works.
50/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Underwhelming and cramped Expected more from the hype. The renovations are real—it's clean and modern inside—but the room itself is tiny and felt empty on a Tuesday night. No hookah, no cigars, just a small bar and a stage. Dancers are fine but nothing special. Parking nightmare and the whole vibe felt underwhelming for what people were saying about it.
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