Rebel Dolls Cabaret

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Looks like a rundown motel lobby.

The room itself feels like a neglected afterthought, with dirty floors and stale air. The location is tough to find, and the limited parking options make it a hassle to get in and out. Don't expect any luxury or amenities, either.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff seems completely uninterested in helping.

The staff seems completely checked out, taking ages to get orders right or even acknowledge you. It's a miracle they don't charge extra for the attitude they bring to the table. Don't expect any level of respect or professionalism.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Drinks are overpriced, quality is subpar.

The drinks are laughably overpriced, and the quality is a joke. The food options are limited and unappetizing. If you're looking for a decent meal or a decent drink, keep looking.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers struggle to hold an audience's attention.

The dancers struggle to hold an audience's attention, with lackluster performances and awkward interactions. The VIP experience is nonexistent, and the dance value is laughable. Unless you're a die-hard fan of subpar entertainment, there's no reason to stick around.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Total disaster from top to bottom.

The entire experience is a mess, from the uninviting atmosphere to the lackluster performers. It's clear that management has abandoned any attempt at quality control. Unless you're desperate or just looking for a bad time, there's no reason to visit.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.