Red Room

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dingy room with nowhere to park.

The room itself is a disaster. No redeeming features in atmosphere, location, parking, or amenities. It's cramped, hard to find, impossible to park near, and unwelcoming. You'll regret the drive.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy.

The staff either isn't there or doesn't want to be. Door service, bar service, respect, safety, and cleanliness all bottom out. Expect slow drinks, indifference, and a place that feels neglected. Go somewhere else.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage you won't want to eat.

Drinks and food are expensive and terrible. Every price point—drinks, bottles, food—is bad value for what you get. The quality is nonexistent. Don't order anything.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no professionalism, no reason to stay.

The dancers have zero talent, professionalism, or appeal. Interaction is nonexistent, appearance is neglected, and VIP value doesn't exist. You're paying to watch people who aren't trying. Walk out.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Red Room is a complete dead zone.

Red Room fails across every single metric. Every sub-score is a zero—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, service quality, cleanliness, talent, pricing. There's nothing here worth your time or money. Don't bother.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.