Rocket City Showgirls

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dump with no parking

The room is a dump, with zero luxury or amenities, and parking is nonexistent, making it a hassle to visit. The location and capacity are also weak points. So, expect a cramped and uncomfortable experience.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff is completely rude

The staff is completely unhelpful and disrespectful, with terrible door and bar service, making you feel unwelcome. The safety and cleanliness concerns are also alarming. So, be prepared for a hostile environment.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Drinks are overpriced trash

The drinks are overpriced and of poor quality, with no redeeming options, making it a bad choice for those looking for a good drink. The food quality is also nonexistent. So, don't come hungry or thirsty.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers are unprofessional

The dancers are unprofessional and unengaging, with a complete lack of talent or style, making for a boring show. The interaction and professionalism are also weak points. So, don't expect to be impressed.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Total disaster

Everything is terrible, from atmosphere to value, so avoid it. Low scores across the board make for a bad experience. Only those with extremely low standards will tolerate it.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.