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Rosewood Theater

New York, NY 552 W 38th St 212-967-4646
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Closed Opens 20:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $20
Hours
MON Closed
TUE 20:00 - 03:00
WED 20:00 - 03:00 TODAY
THU 20:00 - 03:00
FRI 21:00 - 04:00
SAT 21:00 - 04:00
SUN Closed
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552 W 38th St
New York, NY 212-967-4646 rosewoodtheater.com
59/100
How this is scored
68/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 68/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 7.0
  • Location 6.0
  • Privacy 7.0
  • Parking 7.0
  • Luxury 8.0
  • Amenities 7.0
  • Capacity 6.0
61/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 61/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 7.0
  • Bar service 6.0
  • Speed 5.0
  • Respect 7.0
  • Safety 7.0
  • Cleanliness 6.0
  • Value 4.0
44/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 44/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 4.0
  • Bottle prices 3.4
  • Luxury 8.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 4.0
57/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 57/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 7.0
  • Interaction 5.0
  • Professionalism 7.0
  • VIP value 4.0
  • Dance value 5.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 59/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 68
  • Service 61
  • Food 44
  • Performers 57
  • Value 42
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What the floor said

81 reviews
80/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Upscale spot, but drinks will hurt your wallet Took some college buddies here for a bachelor party and the vibe is definitely sophisticated—way classier than the typical Times Square traps. Dancers are professional, the couch setup is different, and parking nearby is solid. But man, $18 beers and $20-25 cocktails add up fast, especially when you're doing multiple rounds. The place has the luxury feel but not the pricing to match.
60/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Used to be better, now it feels transactional I've been coming here for a few years and there's been a noticeable shift. The dancers used to feel more genuine and fun, but lately it's all polished routines and scripted conversation—feels cold. The VIP wristband is a waste at $100; you don't get much extra for it. Location is also kind of a pain, stuck way out near Hudson Yards with nothing else around, but if you're already in the neighborhood it works.
50/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Fancy atmosphere, poor value overall The place looks and feels upscale, I'll give it that. But the economics are rough—$20 per dance with 2-3 minute songs means you're dropping serious cash just to have a decent time. Drinks are expensive even for New York. The mandatory coat check and ID scanning felt like extra friction before I could even sit down. Not worth the trip out to this random industrial area.
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