Roxy Cabaret

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Bare walls, bad location, nowhere to sit.

The room is a blank slate with zero appeal. Location is bad, parking worse, capacity is wasted space. No privacy, no luxury, no reason to be here.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Ignored at the door, ignored at the bar.

Staff doesn't care. Door service is nonexistent, bar service is slow and disrespectful, safety feels like an afterthought, and cleanliness is nowhere. You're invisible.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced drinks, no food, total waste.

Drinks are expensive garbage. No food quality to speak of, no value, no bottle program worth mentioning. Cigars and hookah? Forget it. You're paying premium for nothing.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Nobody worth watching.

Zero talent, zero professionalism, zero interaction. Nobody dances well, nobody looks sharp, nobody gives a damn. VIP and lap dances are a complete waste of money.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Skip it entirely.

Roxy Cabaret fails across the board. Every metric hits zero—atmosphere, amenities, cleanliness, talent, respect, pricing. There's no angle here. Don't go.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.