Rumors

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Uninviting location with terrible parking.

The property at Rumors is a major turn-off. The uninviting location and terrible parking make it difficult to even get in, and once you're inside, the dated decor and lack of amenities only add to the disappointment. Unless you're a local, it's not worth the hassle.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Horrible door service and complete disrespect.

The service at Rumors is a disaster. The door staff is unfriendly and unhelpful, and the bar service is slow and inattentive. Even if you're willing to put up with the subpar service, the complete disrespect from the staff will leave you feeling unwelcome. Go elsewhere for a better experience.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Drinks are overpriced and food is non-existent.

The food and drink situation at Rumors is a joke. The drinks are overpriced and the food is non-existent, making it a place to skip if you're hungry or thirsty. If you do decide to go, be prepared to spend a lot of money on mediocre drinks.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers are unimpressive and unengaging.

The performers at Rumors are a letdown. The dancers are unimpressive and unengaging, and the lack of interaction with the audience only adds to the disappointment. Unless you're a die-hard fan of mediocre performances, it's best to look elsewhere for a more enjoyable experience.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

All-around disaster, from atmosphere to service.

Rumors in Forest Park feels like a complete misfire. The club's multiple shortcomings, from a lackluster atmosphere to subpar service, make for a forgettable experience. Overall, it's a place to avoid unless you're a glutton for punishment.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.