Sagebrush Ranch Brothel

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

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A cramped, neglected room in a sketchy area.

The room at Sagebrush Ranch is a cramped, neglected space in a sketchy area of Mound House. The location is terrible, with limited parking options and a general air of seediness. The luxury vibes that some clubs strive for are nowhere to be found here. If you're looking for a romantic evening or a special occasion, this is not the place to come. That being said, the amenities are decent, and the capacity is surprisingly small, so you might be able to score a private room if you're lucky.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

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Awful service with a few decent bartenders.

The service at Sagebrush Ranch is abysmal, with most staff members seeming completely uninterested in their jobs. The door service is non-existent, and the bar service is slow and unfriendly. However, there are a few decent bartenders who might be able to salvage your experience. If you're looking for a club with good hospitality, this is not the place to come. However, if you're a seasoned pro who doesn't mind being treated like dirt, you might be able to find some value here.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

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Bad food and drinks at outrageous prices.

The food and drinks at Sagebrush Ranch are a disaster, with prices that will leave you stunned. The food quality is terrible, and the selection is limited to a few overpriced options. The drink prices are outrageous, with even the most basic cocktails costing an arm and a leg. The bottle service is non-existent, and the cigars and hookah are a joke. If you're looking for a club with good grub, this is not the place to come. However, if you're a thrill-seeker who wants to see just how much money you can waste in one night, you might find some entertainment value here.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

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Some decent dancers, but mostly just mediocre acts.

The performers at Sagebrush Ranch are a mixed bag, with some decent dancers but mostly just mediocre acts. The talent quality is decent, but the appearance style is often lacking. The interaction with the performers is sometimes good, but often just awkward. The professionalism of the staff is non-existent, and the VIP/dance value is laughable. If you're looking for a club with top-notch performers, this is not the place to come. However, if you're a fan of amateur hour and want to see some up-and-coming talent, you might find some value here.

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A mess of a club with some glimmers.

The Sagebrush Ranch Brothel is a jumbled mess of a club, with a few faint glimmers of hope. The property is cramped and neglected, with a terrible location and parking situation. Despite some decent bartenders, the service is overall abysmal. The food and drinks are a disaster, with prices that will leave you stunned. The performers are a mixed bag, with some decent dancers but mostly just mediocre acts. Overall, this is a club that's best avoided, but if you're desperate, you might find a few redeeming qualities.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.