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Closed Strip Club

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, NY 70 Vanderbilt Motor Pkwy 631-543-4177
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Closed Opens 19:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $10
Hours
MON Closed
TUE 19:00 - 04:00
WED 19:00 - 04:00 TODAY
THU 19:00 - 04:00
FRI 19:00 - 04:00
SAT 19:00 - 04:00
SUN Closed
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70 Vanderbilt Motor Pkwy
Commack, NY 631-543-4177
60/100
How this is scored
70/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 70/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 7.0
  • Location 8.0
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 9.0
  • Luxury 4.3
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 7.0
67/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 67/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 7.0
  • Speed 7.0
  • Respect 7.0
  • Safety 7.0
  • Cleanliness 7.0
  • Value 6.0
49/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 49/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 3.5
  • Food prices 6.0
  • Drink prices 7.0
  • Bottle prices 4.3
  • Luxury 4.3
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 6.0
55/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 55/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 5.1
  • VIP value 5.0
  • Dance value 5.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 60/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 70
  • Service 67
  • Food 49
  • Performers 55
  • Value 56
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What the floor said

117 reviews
90/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Best parking in Long Island, solid weekend spot Came here for my buddy's bachelor party on a Saturday and honestly the first thing that impressed me was the lot—free, huge, and you're not hunting for a spot like at some other clubs. The main stage room was packed with decent talent and the vibe was fun. Drinks are pricey but that's expected. Only downside is the non-smoking policy felt strict, but I get why people like it.
60/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Tuesday specials are the real deal, but timing matters I hit Scene on a Tuesday for their penny beers and $1 drinks—honestly the best value you'll find at any strip club around. Location off the LIE is perfect for my commute. The problem is you're banking on which night you go. Hit it on a Friday and the place is packed with dancers; come on a Wednesday and it feels empty. If you time it right for the specials, it's worth it.
50/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Convenient location, but disappointed by the talent The parking and location are genuinely great—easy to find and get in and out. But the dancer pool felt thin and honestly not as polished as I expected for the price. A few guys mentioned the girls used to be way better before COVID, and I can see why they'd say that. The clean, no-smoking environment is a plus, but it didn't make up for the overall experience feeling underwhelming.
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