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Skin and Games

Portland, OR 12035 NE Glisan St (503) 889-0332
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
Kitchen
55/100

Skin and Games is a solid but unspectacular experience.

Overall, Skin and Games feels like a middle-of-the-road club. It's not bad, but it's not memorable either. If you're in the area and looking for a no-frills experience, it's worth a visit, but don't expect to be blown away.

How this is scored
61/100

Luxury vibes on a budget.

The property is a highlight, with a decent location and clean facilities. However, the luxury vibe is mostly an illusion, and the capacity is laughably small. If you can get past the cramped space, you might enjoy the atmosphere.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 61/100

The room

Luxury vibes on a budget.

The property is a highlight, with a decent location and clean facilities. However, the luxury vibe is mostly an illusion, and the capacity is laughably small. If you can get past the cramped space, you might enjoy the atmosphere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 6.0
  • Location 6.0
  • Privacy 5.1
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 5.1
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 1.0
71/100

Great door service, but drinks are a letdown.

The door service is one of the best aspects of Skin and Games, with friendly and attentive staff. However, the value for money is lacking, and the drinks are overpriced. Be prepared to pay a premium for a decent experience.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 71/100

The hospitality

Great door service, but drinks are a letdown.

The door service is one of the best aspects of Skin and Games, with friendly and attentive staff. However, the value for money is lacking, and the drinks are overpriced. Be prepared to pay a premium for a decent experience.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 7.0
  • Bar service 8.0
  • Speed 5.1
  • Respect 8.0
  • Safety 8.0
  • Cleanliness 9.0
  • Value 5.1
43/100

Food is a sad afterthought.

To be frank, the food at Skin and Games is an afterthought. The quality is subpar, and the prices are outrageous. Unless you're desperate or have a specific craving, it's best to stick to their mediocre drinks.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 43/100

The kitchen

Food is a sad afterthought.

To be frank, the food at Skin and Games is an afterthought. The quality is subpar, and the prices are outrageous. Unless you're desperate or have a specific craving, it's best to stick to their mediocre drinks.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 6.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 5.1
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 5.1
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
40/100

Talent is a mixed bag, but some standouts shine.

The talent at Skin and Games is a mixed bag, with some genuinely talented dancers and others who seem to be going through the motions. If you're lucky, you might catch a standout performance, but be prepared for some lackluster acts as well.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 40/100

The floor

Talent is a mixed bag, but some standouts shine.

The talent at Skin and Games is a mixed bag, with some genuinely talented dancers and others who seem to be going through the motions. If you're lucky, you might catch a standout performance, but be prepared for some lackluster acts as well.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 5.1
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 4.3
  • Dance value 4.3
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 55/100

How scoring works

Skin and Games is a solid but unspectacular experience.

Overall, Skin and Games feels like a middle-of-the-road club. It's not bad, but it's not memorable either. If you're in the area and looking for a no-frills experience, it's worth a visit, but don't expect to be blown away.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 61
  • Service 71
  • Food 43
  • Performers 40
  • Value 40
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25 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bachelors Gone Wild We rented out a private booth and had a blast. The dancers were top-notch and the drinks were flowing. The parking was easy and convenient, which was a plus for our big group.
60/100 SW score
Underwhelming Experience I've been to Skin and Games a few times, but this last visit was a letdown. The bar service was friendly, but the dances were overpriced and not worth it. It's just not the value I expect.
80/100 SW score
Upscale Fun As a first-time visitor, I was blown away by the luxurious atmosphere. The cleanliness was exceptional and the dancers were talented. My only complaint was the high prices, but it was worth it for the experience.
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